Mom: Do you want to learn how to grill chicken Kabobs?
Me: No not really
Mom: Think of it like this, you're at a bbq with Kendall--
Me: *starts laughing*
Mom: No listen to me! You're at this bbq and Kendall is under contract for this new movie that says he can't be by open flames. But he REALLY wants some Kabobs.
Me: Mom you can't be serious *laughing*
Mom: No I am deathly serious! And his PATHETIC girlfriend can't grill him any because she doesn't know how.